I recall the time we broke up - the last time
At approximately 10 o'clock, Tuesday
You said I creep you out and you don't want
To hang out with furries in my bed - What?

Then you're mad 'cause I won't let you leave or eat.
You swear you won't tell if I let you go. Trust me,
I've heard that one before. You're gonna stay
Until you say, "I love you." A break up? Aw hell no!

Ooooo
Your old socks smell good to me and
Ooooo
Don't scream. You're waking up the neighbors.

We're FOREVER-EVER-EVER gonna be together
We're FOREVER-EVER-EVER gonna be together
Your friends talk and my friends bark
The voices talk to me, and
We're FOREVER-EVER-EVER gonna be together

FOR-EV-ER...

After a few days you lose the fight in you
Crying, begging, screaming that I'm right. Can you
Have a piece of cheese and use the John without
Me there making sure that you properly wipe- No!

Ooooo
I call you from the room next door and
Ooooo. Don't flush. I'm smelling you. I'm smelling you!

We're FOREVER-EVER-EVER gonna be together
We're FOREVER-EVER-EVER gonna be together
Your friends talk and my friends bark
The voices talk to me, and
We're FOREVER-EVER-EVER gonna be together

Ooooo. Aw! Ooooo. Aw! *Cough* Excuse me.

Hey-Hey!

I used to think that you'd stay forever-ever
And now I know, that you'll stay forever-ever-ever-
EVER-EVER-EVER-EVER *breath* EVER-EVER, etc.

So I'm like, "I love you." and he's like,
"Why do you sleep standing up? That's weird."
And I'm like, "Shut up. That's why."
"I just love him so much, Mr. Puppy Pants!"

We're FOREVER-EVER-EVER gonna be together
We're FOREVER-EVER-EVER gonna be together
Your friends talk and my friends bark
The voices talk to me, and-

We're FOREVER-EVER-EVER gonna be together
We're FOREVER-EVER-EVER gonna be together
We're FOREVER-EVER-EVER gonna be together
We're FOREVER-EVER-EVER gonna be together