Werewolves with Top Hats
by Michelle Osorio and John Jolley
Michael Chadwick
Michael Chadwick
Top hats make everything classy.
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lyrics
This is the story of Toby McBane
‘Tis a tale of adventure, I swear it’s not lame.
It starts in Gilneas, ‘neath fathoms of fog
Where Toby lived gaily on mince meat and grog.
Toby was baking some hot friendship bread
When a lycanthrope pwned him and left him 4 dead
but a man had a cure for the dark werewolf curse.
Though they’re technically Worgen in this Universe.
Give a bow and a woof
and your bollocks a wash
For werewolves with top hats are dapper and posh
Do a stomp and a jig
Cuz we’re charming, but tough.
And we’ll rule Azeroth till Mom makes us log off!
Toby’s kin feared him so he made furry friends
but he struggled to win back his lady love Gwen
Making love with a beast, the thought filled her with dread
So he wore his good top hat when yiffing in bed
Give a bow and a woof
and your bollocks a wash
For werewolves with top hats are dapper and posh
Do a stomp and a jig
Cuz we’re charming, but tough.
And we’ll rule Azeroth till Mom makes us log off!
Give a howl... and a bark
‘Cause here’s the part where Worgen break it down
Give a growl... and a sniff!
The word is out that fangs are sexy, baby.
Give a bow and a woof
and your bollocks a wash
For werewolves with top hats are dapper and posh
Do a stomp and a jig
Cuz we’re charming, but tough.
And we’ll rule Azeroth till Mom makes us log off! (Repeat)
‘Tis a tale of adventure, I swear it’s not lame.
It starts in Gilneas, ‘neath fathoms of fog
Where Toby lived gaily on mince meat and grog.
Toby was baking some hot friendship bread
When a lycanthrope pwned him and left him 4 dead
but a man had a cure for the dark werewolf curse.
Though they’re technically Worgen in this Universe.
Give a bow and a woof
and your bollocks a wash
For werewolves with top hats are dapper and posh
Do a stomp and a jig
Cuz we’re charming, but tough.
And we’ll rule Azeroth till Mom makes us log off!
Toby’s kin feared him so he made furry friends
but he struggled to win back his lady love Gwen
Making love with a beast, the thought filled her with dread
So he wore his good top hat when yiffing in bed
Give a bow and a woof
and your bollocks a wash
For werewolves with top hats are dapper and posh
Do a stomp and a jig
Cuz we’re charming, but tough.
And we’ll rule Azeroth till Mom makes us log off!
Give a howl... and a bark
‘Cause here’s the part where Worgen break it down
Give a growl... and a sniff!
The word is out that fangs are sexy, baby.
Give a bow and a woof
and your bollocks a wash
For werewolves with top hats are dapper and posh
Do a stomp and a jig
Cuz we’re charming, but tough.
And we’ll rule Azeroth till Mom makes us log off! (Repeat)
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released March 19, 2011
Lyrics, Melody, Lead vocals by Michelle Osorio
Arrangement, Instrumentals, Harmonies by John Jolley
Recorded by Suzy
Engineered by Matt C.
Lyrics, Melody, Lead vocals by Michelle Osorio
Arrangement, Instrumentals, Harmonies by John Jolley
Recorded by Suzy
Engineered by Matt C.
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